Nights grow cool, while days stay fair.
(But there are witches in the air!)
Geese fly south in streamlined Vs.
(But ghosties ride the midnight breeze!)
Pumpkins ripen on the vine.
(But monsters lurk where shadows twine!)
Colored leaves make autumn bright.
(But zombies walk the earth at night!)
The harvest moon’s an orange sphere.
HALLOWEEN WILL SOON BE HERE!

And you know what that means, right?