Do you ever get ideas but have no idea how to make them a reality?
I am full of ideas… but when it comes to execution I lack many skills 🙂 Drawing, for example. Doing anything at all with photoshop, for another. Also, there are those who would say that dancing is not my forte (although I do it with a great deal of enthusiasm :))
So imagine my delight at having children who are just SO much more competent than I am!
As a result, I am finally going to have something I’ve been desperate for for about 7 years.
Bookplates!
My own beautiful bookplates! (They are so pretty! Wait until you see!)
They are designed, and I ordered one sheet so I can see how they look. (Just in case there are any problems with the printing, I don’t want ten million not-quite-right ones :))
Due to the fact that the one sheet cost $3.99 and the cheapest possible shipping I could get was $5.04, I chose the cheapest possible shipping and now have to wait 14 days.
But what’s 14 days after the approximately 7 years I’ve already waited?
As soon as I have them, I’ll show you!
And then the really fun thing is that if you want a signed copy of one of my books but you live in Kamchatka or somewhere that is not right around the corner from me, you can simply purchase the book from your favorite bookseller, email me with who/how you want the book signed, and I can mail you a book plate just how you want it and you can stick it right in!
Voila! An idea has become reality!
That is just so exciting that I think we need a snack! I have a total craving for apple cider donuts, so
… help yourselves! (I realize these are not technically Something Chocolate, but it’s only cider donut time for a short portion of each year and they really are best fresh :))
Now then. Are you ready for today’s pitch?
It comes to us from Julie who has visited us twice before (WYRI #68 Eddie Brick Visits The Aunts and WYRI #75 Just Call Me The Kid.) A scribbler of children’s stories in between chores, Julie Rowan-Zoch has visited three continents, attempted to learn 4 languages, and has a 2-3-3-3-3 phalangeal formula in both of her hands and feet. (Though not yet able to get a good grip with her toes, she has been drawing with her hands since she exchanged a banana for a crayon.) Please come visit her on her blog and view her beautiful artwork! (Really, it’s amazing! You’re in for a treat so go see it!)
Here is her pitch:
Working Title: Broccolilocks
Age/Genre: Picture Book (ages 3-6)
The Pitch: CRUNCH! Broccolilocks has a GIANT appetite for her prized vegetable. MUNCH! But a mysterious stink leads her nose down the garden rows to find that something has been munching on her broccoli!
So what do you think? Would You Read It? YES, MAYBE or NO?
Julie is looking forward to your thoughts on her pitch! I am looking forward to when my bookplates arrive! Did I mention that I have 5 different ones? So awesome! 🙂 I can’t wait to show them to you!
Have a wonderful Wednesday everyone!

Thanks for your encouragement for Julie, Vivian! And help yourself to donuts – they're free 🙂 I've got to get busy writing too – I must provide a sample, and I can't ask you guys to do anything I don't do myself! – but so far I have three bad beginnings, no middles and no ends! And Parent/Teacher conferences tomorrow… and grandbaby visiting this weekend… I'm hoping for a very useful dream tonight! 🙂
We had a mysterious stink years ago–a bird had flown in and wedged itself under the waterbed and died. We couldn't find it for a couple days, but phew!! I'm sure your story's stink is more pleasant. 😉
Ah, so it's nothing unusual…Phew!
Me! I came to read the comments…but I didn't come back…it's just that I took a while getting here for my first visit. I've been saving this in my email.
Love the title!!! Really cute. I agree that we need a little more clarity. Sounds like you know what direction you need to go to make it pitch perfect 🙂
Can't wait to see your bookplates, Susanna! Exciting!
You were so sweet to save the email and come back to help Julie, Penny! 🙂 And I can't wait to show you the bookplates. I hope everyone else will like them as much as I do!
Hahaha! That happened to us in a house we stayed in in France when i was 7… only it was a dead water rat under the dishwasher!