2023 Mix ‘n’ Match Mini Writing Challenge Week #5!

Guess what, my little chickens?

It’s time for the Mix ‘n’ Match Mini Writing Challenge Week #5!

What an impressive showing we’ve had so far! You guys are a creative and talented bunch, and I am having so much fun reading your work! It looks like you’re enjoying each other’s as well!

Side note: please take a moment to look over the prize list if you haven’t checked it lately because, thanks to the generosity of the kidlit community, there are quite a few more fantastic choices than we had back on day 1!

Now, then! On to the challenge!

Mix ‘n’ Match Mini is a writing challenge for anyone who needs a little boost or a little encouragement to get writing….or maybe just a little fun!

You get to write your own story, enjoy and be entertained by everyone else’s stories, and get yourself in the running for some awesome prizes (please see the end of the blog post for a list of all the prize goodies…which keeps getting added to!)

For a full description of the challenge or to enter your Week #1 entry (or read other people’s entries 😊), please go HERE.
To enter your Week #2 entry (or read other people’s entries), please go HERE.
To enter your Week #3 entry (or read other people’s entries), please go HERE.
To enter your Week #4 entry (or read other people’s entries), please go HERE.

Remember, if you’re just stumbling onto this challenge, that you can submit your stories for previous weeks any time until Sunday June 25th, so you can still qualify for a prize!

Mix ‘n’ Match Mini Writing Prompt #5 for Week 5

So far we’ve worked with a Character plus an Action, an Origin Story, an Image with a Situation, and a List Story!

This week, we’re going to work with Cause and Effect!

Picture books need a series of events that lead from one to the next, pulling the reader along from cause to effect.  All stories need it, but it’s been emphasized in various titles such as FORTUNATELY by Remy Charlip, IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE by Laura Numeroff, and WHEN YOUR LION NEEDS A BATH by Yours Truly.

This week your mission, should you choose to accept it 😊, is to write a Cause and Effect story of your own.

Choose a subject from Column A and a condition from Column B and fill in the blanks to create the opening of your 100-word Cause-and-Effect story for children as follows:

If (subject from Column A)   was/were   [a/an]   (condition from Column B) . . .

For example:

If I were an astronaut. . .

If my brother was a cricket. . .

If my babysitter was extinct. . .

You may write in if/then style, or the “then” may be understood, but the story must use Cause and Effect with each situation leading clearly to the next.

For example:

If I were an astronaut, then I would not have to play in my piano recital on Thursday.

OR

If my brother was a cricket, I could keep him in a box. (in which “then” is understood)

Then you’ll continue with what would happen if you could keep your cricket brother in a box, and what follows from that, etc. until you reach a satisfying story conclusion 😊

Column AColumn B
Iworm
Youinvisible
My sistergigantic (or teeny tiny)
My teacherelastic
My grandpaunicorn
My best friendmovie star
My dogninja
  • Stories can rhyme or not – totally up to you!
  • You can go under or over 100 words if you want to – also totally up to you! – 100 is just a guideline
  • If you’re deeply inspired by a different subject or a different condition that doesn’t appear above, go for it! – the purpose here is inspiration and to get you writing! Just tell us what you’re using!
  • For simplicity’s sake (and to aid skimming readers who might be interested in a particular thing) please say which Subject and Condition you’re using at the top of your entry along with your name, title, and word count (unless it’s obvious from your title.)
    For example:
    Granny Shark
    by Marcia Writer
    107 words
    my granny, shark

So come join the fun! Get some writing done! Encourage your kids (or students) to give it a try! Or just have a good time together reading what other folks have written!

Post your Week #5 story in the comment section below, or, if you have trouble for any reason and can’t post yourself you may email it to me using the Contact Form and I will post it for you.

Ready, set, WRITE! 😊

(And remember, for full details on the 7 week challenge you can check HERE.)

Check out the Week #5 stories!

If My Teacher Was a Movie Star … – Katie McEnaney

Home (from the perspective of someone who is neurodivergent – ADHD, autistic…) – Lauren N. Simmons

If My Dog (Wally) was a Movie Star – Kelly Kates

If I Were a Worm – Patricia Nozell

Oh, No! – Elizabeth Thoms Charles

If I Could Be Invisible I Would Do What I Want – Isabel C Rodriguez

The Most Magical Harvest Festival – Kelly Clasen

If I Were Teeny-Tiny – Sara Kruger

Movie Star – Tomi Rues

If I Was A Unicorn – Lyn Jekowsky

If My Dog Was Teeny Tiny – Beth Volkmann

If My Sister Were A Worm – Julie Hauswirth

Ukie, My Special Pet – Susan E. Schipper

If Grandpa Was Elastic – Stephanie Maksymiw

If Grandpa Was a Unicorn – Karen A. Wyle

If My Dog Were A Movie Star – Debbie J. Arnn

I Can’t Hear You – Angel Gantnier

Now You See Me… – Elyse Trevers

If My Dog Was a Ninja – Tiffany Hanson

If My Dog Was a Ninja – Marta Cutler

Invisible Best Friend – Ellie Langford

If I Were A Worm – Elizabeth Meyer zu Heringdorf

Freedom through Friendship – Colleen Murphy

Movie Star Fun – Dawn Renee Young

Ninja Brother – Bev Schellenberg

If My Dog Were A Unicorn – Linda Schueler

If You Were Invisible – Krithika Santhanam

My Invisible Sister – Penny Taub

Vanishing Cream – Jill Lambert

If My Teacher Was Tiny (Like Me) – Lauri Meyers

If I Were My Baby Brother – Ashley Sierra

If You Were a Mayfly – Sarah Meade

If My Teacher Was Invisible – Michelle S. Kennedy

If My Teacher Was Invisible – Julie Kurtz

If I Was A Worm – B. Holland Paley

If I Were Invisible – Ryann Jones

If I Learn To Ride My Bike With One Hand – Sally Yorke-Viney

If You Were a Unicorn – Haley Hendrickson

Sister Snail – Sara Petersohn

Teeny Tiny Me – Dianne Borowski

My Buddy Rusty – Dianne Borowski

If My Dog Were Invisible – Deb Buschman

My Perfect Life As An Earthworm – Royal Baysinger

When it comes time for prizes, names of all those who completed the challenge will be drawn randomly and matched with prizes drawn randomly until we run out! 😊

⭐️ Picture Book Manuscript Critique from Penny Parker Klostermann, talented author of THERE WAS AN OLD DRAGON WHO SWALLOWED A KNIGHT (Random House 2015) and A COOKED-UP FAIRY TALE (Random House 2017) as well as the forthcoming SPIDER LADY: Nan Songer and Her Arachnid WWII Army (Astra/Calkins Creek 2025) and another as yet unannounced 😊

⭐️ Mary Munson and Kate Talbot are offering a “Love Bundle”. They are the author and illustrator of LOVE WILL TURN YOU AROUND. Mary will sign the book and send swag (US only), and Kate will offer a critique (picture book manuscript OR art, winner’s choice!)

⭐️ Picture Book Manuscript Critique OR Ask-Me-Anything Chat OR a signed copy of SCIENCE, MATTER AND THE BASEBALL PARK (winner’s choice!) from author Catherine Ciocchi. Catherine is a multi-published author and a teacher with a knack for STEM-themed rhyming texts. Her books include SCIENCE, MATTER AND THE BASEBALL PARK (Gnome Road Publishing, March 28, 2023) and THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND (Arbordale Publishing, May 2015)

⭐️ a 20 minute Zoom or phone Ask Me Anything with Jilanne Hoffman, author of 2 board books, THE HONEY BEAR HIVE (Mudpuppy January 2023), HAPPY CAMPER (Mudpuppy January 2022), and the forthcoming picture book A RIVER OF DUST

⭐️ Copy Editing/Proofreading Of Up To 5 Picture Book Texts (All Types and Lengths) from Elizabeth Meyer zu Heringdorf, professional technical writer and copy editor.

Elizabeth Meyer zu Heringdorf

⭐️ a first read-through recording package from children’s author and poet Sarah Meade, contributor to HOP TO IT: POEMS TO GET YOU MOVING (Pomelo Books, 2020!) where she will read aloud and record up to five PB manuscripts for one author (1,000 words or less each, fiction or nonfiction, rhyming or non-rhyming) so you can hear how your stories sound to someone who is unfamiliar with them on a first read-through! Very helpful and emlightening!

⭐️ Ask Infowoman: A Library Consult Regardless of where you are in your writing career – brand new or seasoned author – Kathy Halsey has a wealth of information to help you! From insight into what books school librarians need/want in their collections (which can help you target your writing for success) to helping you create an engaging school visit and all kinds of things between…and beyond… check out her website to see what this fantastic prize can offer you!

Kathy Halsey currently serves on the State Library of Ohio’s “Choose to Read Ohio” program and writes curricular toolkits for SLO’s award-winning children’s books. She is a former K-12 school librarian, seventh grade English teacher, and bookseller for a children’s independent bookstore. Her first work for hire board book releases fall, 2023. 

2019 PBChat Mentorship
SCBWI Ohio Central-South Co-Assistant Regional Advisor
Former Community Manager, Storyteller Academy
Ohio Educational Library Media Association Past President

⭐️ a signed copy of ANIMALS IN SURPRISING SHADES: POEMS ABOUT EARTH’S COLORFUL CREATURES (Gnome Road Publishing, March 28, 2023)from author Susan Johnston Taylor! This book is great for classrooms and recommended by SLJ!

⭐️ a copy of Becky Scharnhorst‘s brand new picture book – just coming out tomorrow! – HOW TO GET YOUR OCTOPUS TO SCHOOL (Flamingo Books, May 16, 2023)

⭐️ A signed copy of Susanna Leonard Hill’s ALPHABEDTIME (Nancy Paulsen Books/PRH, October 25, 2022), generously sponsored by a very kind anonymous donor! Thank you so much for your donation, You Know Who You Are 😊

⭐️ A copy of Mary Kole’s Writing Irresistible Kidlit: The Ultimate Guide to Crafting Fiction for Young Adult and Middle Grade Writers

⭐️ A copy of Making A Living Writing Books For Kids by Laura Purdie Salas

⭐️ Making Picture Book Magic Self Study Class (any month)

⭐️ Magnetic PoetryLittle Box of Happiness

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213 thoughts on “2023 Mix ‘n’ Match Mini Writing Challenge Week #5!

  1. Katie McEnaney says:
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    If My Teacher Was a Movie Star …
    By: Katie McEnaney
    110 words
    my teacher, movie star

    If my teacher was a movie star, she would teach cursive only so we could sign her autographs.

    If we learned to forge her signature, we could write letters home inviting us to her Hollywood premiere.

    If we took the class to Hollywood, we could wow the child actors with our cursive skills, and they would recruit us to sign their autographs too.

    If we got too good, they might start making us do ALL their homework, and we’d be buried in homework forever!

    Maybe it’s better to have a regular teacher and only one-kids-worth of homework.

    …but I’ll still practice my cursive. Just in case.
    [Teacher winks behind movie-star sunglasses.]

  2. lnsimmons23 says:
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    Home (from the perspective of someone who is neurodivergent – ADHD, autistic…)
    By: Lauren N. Simmons
    133 words
    I, invisible

    If I were invisible, I could do what I want and not need to “have a talk about my behavior.”
    If I were invisible, I could spend all my time digging for and looking at bugs and not have to do something else.
    If I were invisible, I would not be corrected in front of everyone, all the time.
    If I were invisible, none of my classmates could say that I “ruin everything.”
    But if I were invisible, my mom couldn’t give me a cookie at the end of a long day.
    My dad definitely couldn’t play catch after school.
    My dog wouldn’t wait at the front door for me to come home… there would be nothing to wait for.
    I am glad my family sees me. It’s always good to be home.

  3. icrgraphics@aol.com says:
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    Oops!Sorry Susanna.I forgot to update the WC so I had to re-send.Isabel———————————–

  4. Susanna Leonard Hill says:
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    POSTED FOR KELLY

    Week 5
    WC: 112
    If My Dog (Wally) was a Movie Star

    If Wally was a movie star he would be rolling in the dough, instead of the grass.

    He wouldn’t have to wait all day beside his food dish. Instead, people would be waiting on him.

    He wouldn’t get in trouble for barking loudly at the kids on bikes. People would be screaming his name.

    He wouldn’t have to keep us safe from squirrels because he would have his own bodyguard.

    Photographers would chase him just like he chases that bunny in the backyard.

    But then he might be too busy signing autographs to take naps on the couch with me so . .

    I think it’s better if he keeps thinking I’m the star.

  5. ptnozell says:
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    If I Were a Worm

    by Patricia Nozell
    99 words
    I, worm

    If I were a worm, and you were a newly-planted seed, I’d squirm through soil to provide pathways for rain water to ease your thirst.

    If I were a worm, and you were a germinating seed, I’d loosen packed earth to enable your roots to dig deep and your stem to stretch towards the sun.

    If I were a worm, and you were a sprouting seed, I’d chew fallen leaves and grass, leaving castings behind to nourish your growth.

    If I were a worm, and you were a leafy plant, I’d savor your shade and relish our growing friendship.

  6. Susanna Leonard Hill says:
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    POSTED FOR ELIZABETH

    Oh, No!
    by Elizabeth Thoms Charles
    131 Words
    I, elastic

    If I were elastic, then I could bend around corners.
    If I were elastic, then I could anchor myself, then stretch, then launch.
    Oh, no. The anchor did not release, whacked back and bruised.
    If I bend back like elastic, anchor myself with my toes, stretch myself
    And then release my toes, then I will fly.
    Splat, flat. I landed on the neighbor’s roof.
    Hmm. If I aim, bounce from roof to roof, then I will land on the confectioner’s shop.
    Smells delightful. Mint chocolates, spun sugar, swirls of orange and lemon lollipops.
    If I bend around, then I can taste them all.
    Oh, No! No, put me down.
    If I were elastic, I would be stretched and
    then bound about a giant cellophane wrapping sweet confections.
    Tied in a knot.

  7. Susanna Leonard Hill says:
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    POSTED FOR ISABEL

    2023 Mix ‘n’ Match – Week 5
    If I Could Be Invisible
    I Would Do What I Want
    Author/Illustrator: Isabel C Rodriguez
    WC: 132

    If I could be invisible I would do what I want
    I’d learn to be a seamstress by sitting on my aunt.
    I’d watch her push materials and step on her foot to sew
    Then I’d put on my invisible clothes and wear my red chapeau.
    I’d go outside so all could see my brand new combination
    But the red chapeau is the only thing they’d see of my creation.
    Then I would board a flight to Paris, me and my red chapeau
    And ride along the River Seine aboard a French bateau.
    Then I’d fly home to talk about my wonderful vacation
    But my red chapeau would just engulf my exciting narration
    It’d be then I’ll realize that my voice would also be
    Unfortunately for this rhyme, as invisible as me!

  8. kellyclasenwriter says:
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    The Most Magical Harvest Festival
    By Kelly Clasen
    163 words
    my best friend, unicorn

    If my best friend Cass were a unicorn, she would carry me down Main Street during the harvest parade, striking golden hooves on old red bricks while the crowd oohed and aahed.

    Afterward, I’d buy her a bucket-sized pink snow cone in her favorite flavor, cotton candy, and I’d get one to match her rainbow tail.

    Then we’d register for the tractor pull and leave those old machines in our sparkly dust. The whole city would cheer!

    When the sun sank into the plains, Cass and I would find a grassy spot, and I would braid her mane until the fireworks show. Cass would shoot the most spectacular grand finale right from her horn.

    After the festival, we’d have a sleepover—only in my back yard, instead of my room—and Cass would whisper funny stories until I was swept away into dreamland, just like she always does.

    Come to think of it, maybe Cass IS part unicorn. She’s pretty magical already.

  9. savoringeverymoment says:
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    If I Were Teeny-Tiny
    by Sara Kruger
    WC: 145
    I // teeny-tiny

    If I were teeny-tiny then I wouldn’t need to eat
    All my fruits and vegetables—one pea would be a feat.

    If I were less than one inch tall I’d never have to clean
    I couldn’t hold the vacuum up or make my bed pristine

    If I were smaller than a thumb I’d be a stowaway
    I’d go with Dad on work trips and hang out with him all day

    But if I were indeed so small, I couldn’t hug my mum
    She’d hold me in her hand and then I’d have to hug her thumb

    And if I could be measured by a ruler made of teak
    No one would ever find me in a game of hide and seek

    It’s fun to write a story where I’m smaller than a ball
    But when it’s time to eat dessert, I’m glad I’m four foot tall!

  10. Tomi Rockey Rues says:
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    Movie Star
    by Tomi Rues
    WC: 94
    I, movie star

    If I were a movie star,
    I’d have a ton of fun.
    I’d lounge around the pool all day
    and lay out in the sun.

    If I were a movie star,
    I’d wave a princess wave.
    I’d speak in front of millions,
    and always feel quite brave.

    If I were a movie star,
    I’d fly to Paris, France.
    I’d meet the king and the prince
    who’d ask me for a dance.

    I’d dance one dance
    and that is all.
    Do you wonder why?
    It’s past my bedtime.
    Don’t you know?
    After all, I’m only five!

  11. lynjekowsky says:
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    IF I WAS A UNICORN
    by Lyn Jekowsky
    114 words
    I, unicorn

    If I was a unicorn,
    my granddaughter’s delight,
    I would be her soft pillow
    she slept on at night.

    In her dreams I would fly her
    With my wide soft white wings
    To magical fairy clouds
    With tiny queens and kings

    I would soar over rainbows
    She’d hold my gold horn
    Through the colorful sky
    We would fly all the morn.

    When she awoke,
    in a saddle of pink
    I would step her to breakfast
    Sip a strawberry drink.

    I would trot her outdoors
    To play unicorn circus,
    She’d stand center ring,
    Sing a unicorn song chorus.

    When we were tired
    from unicorn play.
    We would snuggle together
    “You’re the best,” I would say.

    wc 114

  12. Elizabeth Volkmann says:
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    Beth Volkmann
    If My Dog Was Teeny Tiny
    (131)

    If My Dog Was Teeny Tiny . . .

    . . . he would explore the grassy backyard jungle
    and meet a worm
    who would show him the best dirt for digging,
    and tunnel underground to find my dog’s
    long forgotten bones.

    Popping up in the garden,
    my dog would hitch a ride
    on the back of a bumblebee –
    breeze in his ears,
    nose to the sky.

    Upon landing, the bee would stir up the tufts
    of a dandelion puff –
    sending silver seeds spinning.
    My dog would give chase
    until he caught the scent
    of cookie crumbs
    carried in the clutches of an army of ants.

    Refusing to battle, my dog would roll around
    in a patch of clover
    until the warm sun
    lulled him to sleep,
    to dream the dreams
    of every dog –

    big or small.

  13. juliehauswirth says:
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    If My Sister Were a Worm
    By Julie Hauswirth
    130 Words
    My Sister, Worm

    If my sister were a worm, she wouldn’t get all the attention.
    Worms don’t steal the show at your birthday party.
    Instead, my best friend Emma would say,
    “Ew! There’s a worm on my chair!” and put the worm outside.

    If my sister were a worm, I wouldn’t have to share a bedroom with her.
    Worms don’t sleep in big-girl beds.
    Instead, mom and dad would say,
    “Why is this worm in your room?” and put the worm outside.

    If my sister were a worm, I wouldn’t have to sit next to her at dinner.
    Instead, our pet parrot would eat her.
    My parents would say, “Julie! Turn your sister back into a human THIS MINUTE!” and then I would probably be grounded.

    I’ll turn her into a kitten instead.

  14. seschipper says:
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    Ukie, My Special Pet

    By Susan E. Schipper
    WC 117
    My dog, Unicorn

    If you picture an animal with one horn, then you probably see a Rhino or maybe a Narwhal.
    If I picture an animal with one horn, I see Ukie, my pet unicorn!

    Unicorns love to eat rainbows. If Ukie wants a rainbow, then we buy some rainbow sherbet. Unicorns are gentle. If I want to hug him a zillion times a day, then he always gives a zillion hugs back!

    If I throw a ball, Ukie will fetch. If I grab his leash, he knows it is time to go for a walk. If I say “speak”, then Ukie BARKS! If he barks, then that means he’s really a…..

    I love my uni…er…dog! As for his horn, well…

  15. stephaniemstories says:
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    If Grandpa was Elastic
    by Stephanie Maksymiw
    88 words
    My grandpa, elastic

    If Grandpa was elastic,
    his arms could stretch for miles.

    If his arms stretched for miles
    they’d have to weave thru the streets.

    If his arms wove thru the streets
    traffic would be blocked.

    If traffic was blocked
    he’d have to make arm bridges.

    If he made arm bridges
    cars would reach their destinations.

    If cars reached their destinations
    other grandpas could see their grandkids.

    If other grandpas saw their grandkids
    they’d give each other big hugs.

    Like the bug hug I’d get
    from my Grandpa’s elastic arms.

  16. Karen A. Wyle says:
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    If Grandpa Was a Unicorn

    If my grandpa was a unicorn,
    he’d have the longest white beard of all.
    He’d know more stories than all the other unicorns,
    stories about how the unicorns got their horns,
    and the unicorn who had wings and flew to the moon,
    and the unicorns who fought duels with their horns before the Queen of the Unicorns told them to stop.

    If my grandpa was a unicorn,
    he’d introduce me to all the other unicorns, and tell me all their names.
    He’d let me ride on his back, all through the forest and over the hills.
    He’d be able to see by starlight, so we’d never get lost.

    I wonder if Grandpa would like to be a unicorn.
    If he ever tells me so, I’ll tell him it’s all right.
    I’ll remind him how he still tells me stories,
    and still takes me for walks, and still lets me ride on his back.
    I’ll tell him he’s wonderful, just as he is.

  17. Debbie Merlo Arnn says:
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    IF MY DOG WERE A MOVIE STAR
    By Debbie J. Arnn
    WC: 164

    If my dog were a movie star,
    I’d watch ALL his premieres.
    He’d walk across the red carpet
    While everybody cheers.

    My dog would be so famous.
    He’d have adoring fans
    Who’d send him lots of friend requests
    Unless…those TikTok bans!

    If my dog were a movie star,
    He’d go a lot of places.
    He’d give out lots of paw-tographs
    And lick a lot of faces.

    The famous dog would travel
    To shoot on set. That’s cool!
    And I could travel will him,
    Except that I’m in school

    If my dog were a movie star,
    Paparazzi would be naughty.
    He’d have to wear disguises
    To the park so he could potty.

    At first, it might sound fabulous
    To have a movie star pet.
    But when you want to snuggle him,
    He might not be home yet.

    If my dog were a movie star,
    It would be good and bad.
    I think I’ll keep my dog at home.
    He’s the best I’ve ever had.

  18. Angel Gantnier says:
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    I Can’t Hear You
    by Angel Gantnier
    86 words
    my sister, teeny tiny

    If my sister were teeny tiny then my sister would have a teeny tiny voice.

    If my sister had a teeny tiny voice then I wouldn’t be able to hear what she is saying.

    If I couldn’t hear what my sister is saying then I wouldn’t know how my sister is feeling or what she wants to do.

    If I couldn’t communicate with my sister then my sister wouldn’t be happy.

    I’m glad my sister is not teeny tiny and that I can hear her voice.

  19. Susanna Leonard Hill says:
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    POSTED FOR ELYSE

    Now You See Me…
    by Elyse Trevers
    100 words

    If I were invisible, when mom said “Time to sleep” I would pretend to go to bed but then downstairs I’d creep.

    If I were invisible, I’d hear what they said,
    as they thought I was quietly lying in my bed.

    If I were invisible, I’d wear bright purple eye shadow , even though my folks always told me no way, no.

    If I were invisible, no one would see when I stand on the floor
    to hear the very best music during Taylor Swift’s Era Tour.

    If I were invisible, that would be my superpower and I’d have cool adventures hour after hour.

  20. Tiffany Hanson says:
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    If My Dog Was a Ninja
    By Tiffany Hanson
    146 Words
    Dog, Ninja

    If my dog was a ninja,
    Then he’d be gone every night.
    Spying on the neighbor’s cat,
    And ready for a fight.

    And if the cat found out,
    It was being spied upon,
    He would get revenge by coughing up
    Furballs on the front lawn.

    And if the lawn was full of furballs,
    My parents would be upset.
    They’d make me clean the yard each day,
    And wash the front porch steps.

    And if I had to wash and clean,
    The yard every day,
    I’d be too tired to walk my dog,
    And teach him how to stay.

    And if I couldn’t teach my dog,
    How to stay home every night,
    He’d creep up on the neighbor’s cat,
    To give it a sneaky fright.

    So if my dog was a ninja,
    A stealthy, secret spy,
    Prowling around the neighborhood,
    Would that make the cat a samurai?

  21. Marta Cutler says:
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    If My Dog Was a Ninja
    By Marta Cutler
    (111 words)

    If my dog was a Ninja, he’d sneak into the kitchen to eat the leftover cake.
    He’d get icing paw prints all over the floor.
    So, he’d sneak into the closet to get a mop and bucket.
    He’d fill the bucket Ninja-style quiet.
    But he’d fill it too high and splosh water everywhere.
    He’d sneaky mop up all the water.
    Then he’d get thirsty from all the mopping.
    He’d sneak into the fridge to get a glass of milk.
    But he’d bump into my mom who would be getting her own milk.
    She’d notice the icing on his nose.
    And that would be the end of his career as a Ninja.

  22. Ellie Langford says:
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    INVISIBLE BEST FRIEND
    By Ellie Langford
    120 words
    friend, invisible

    If my best friend was invisible,
    He’d sneak cookies from Mom’s cookie jar,
    candy from my brother’s stash.
    and ice cream sandwiches from the freezer.

    He’d share the treats with me.
    We would eat them all, every bite.
    Our stomachs would feel h-u-g-e.
    We’d get sick and throw up. Yuck!

    If my best friend was invisible,
    he might turn on a big fan
    where they print U.S. money.
    and snatch lots of dollars from the air.

    He would bring some dollars to me.
    We’d ask Grandma to take us shopping.
    We’d buy toys and games and all kinds of things.
    But then, we’d both end up in jail, behind bars.

    If my best friend was invisible,
    I might do really goofy things.
    I might be tempted to do things I shouldn’t.
    And then blame them all on him.

    I’m the one deciding what to do, or not.
    After all, my choices belong to me,
    so I’ve decided I can’t have a friend like you. … Hey!
    Where are you? I didn’t get to say good-bye.

  23. Elizabeth Meyer Zu Heringdorf says:
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    If I were a worm
    by Elizabeth Meyer zu Heringdorf
    94 words

    If I were a worm,
    I’d wriggle around.
    I’d inch through the grass,
    And sneak underground.
    When it rained I’d come up
    Poke my head in the air.
    A bird would swoop down
    And snatch me from my lair.
    He’d carry me up
    To the babes in his flight.
    And wave me around
    While they each took a bite.
    And when they were done,
    My spirit would squirm
    Right down to the ground
    And become a new worm.
    Just squiggling and chomping,
    Forever will be.
    So much for my dreaming.
    I’d better stay me!

  24. Colleen Owen Murphy says:
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    Freedom through Friendship

    by Colleen Murphy
    WC: 138 (close)
    Friend, invisible

    If only I could have a friend whom I can’t even see.
    I wouldn’t ever be afraid to bring her home with me.

    Of course she’d need to hear and talk and be about my age.
    I just don’t want to see her when my folks go on a rage.

    But I really want to find someone in whom I can confide,
    to understand the reason I’m so broken up inside.

    I’m too afraid to tell adults the things my parents do.
    Given all the threats they’ve made, I fear they’ll follow through.

    With kids at school I’m too ashamed I feel I don’t belong
    I do what I am told so no one asks me what is wrong.

    But if my friend’s invisible and sees conditions here,
    perhaps she’ll help me figure out how I can disappear.

  25. Susanna Leonard Hill says:
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    POSTED FOR DAWN

    Dawn Renee Young
    Mix-n-Match
    Week 5
    MOVIE STAR FUN
    WC-95
    My sister / was a movie star

    If my sister was a famous movie star than I could borrow her fancy clothes.
    If I borrowed her fancy clothes than I could ride in her long limousine.
    If I rode in her long limousine than I could go to grown-up parties.
    If I went to grown-up parties than I could order Shirley Temples.
    If I ordered Shirley Temples than I would get my picture taken.
    If I got my picture taken than I could meet other movie stars.
    If I met other movie stars than I would say, “My sister is the best!”

  26. bevschellenberg says:
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    If my brother is a ninja

    NINJA BROTHER
    By Bev Schellenberg
    (183 words)
    Note: my youngest child’s description of her big brother and my understanding of my own big brother was very much one of a ninja…and more.

    NINJA BROTHER
    My brother is a ninja, and here’s the reason why:
    He wears a lot of black. I never see him cry.

    Mom takes him to Jiu Jitsu in pajama comfy clothes.
    He even got his brown belt for his blocks and locks and throws.

    He disappears in hide and seek, impossible to see.
    But when I think he’s really gone, he’s sneaking up on me.

    He helps me battle monsters, when it’s almost night.
    They run away from closets before Mom shuts off every light.

    But the other day I saw him, eyes watery and red
    ‘Cause something sad had happened. That is what he said.

    And when I check his socks, they’re not black, but grey
    His snacks are chocolate doughnuts. He doesn’t always want to play.

    So… I still think he’s a ninja. I love him to the core.
    My super-duper brother: a ninja and much more.

  27. Linda Schueler says:
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    “If my Dog were a Unicorn”
    by Linda Schueler
    Words: 123

    Fun prompt!

    If my Dog were a Unicorn

    If my dog were a unicorn, she’d want to get some special unicorn snacks.
    I’d fly her to the clouds to the mythical creature snack store.
    On the way, she’d want to stop at the rainbow to look for the pot of gold at the end, so we could buy more snacks.
    When we find the pot of gold, we’d be chased by angry leprechauns.
    We’d have to make a dramatic escape in our plane.
    Our dramatic escape would attract the local Pegasus.
    The local Pegasus and my dog turned unicorn would have to debate whether wings or horns are better.
    They’d get hungry after all that debating.
    And you know what that means…
    We’d finally get to the mythical creature snack store.

  28. Krithika Santhanam says:
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    “If You Were Invisible”
    By Krithika S.
    175 Words

    If you were invisible, you could roam through the jungle
    Walk right up to a sleeping lion . . . and POP! a balloon full of confetti
    WELL, you probably shouldn’t have done that! Now he’s awake with a tickle in his nose
    AAAAA-CHOOOOOOO! And there it goes . . .
    ALL. OVER. YOU.
    Quick! jump in the river . . . to wash off all that lion gunk
    Just try not to be too . . . SPLISHHHHH! SPLASHHHH!
    Fuzzleguts!! All of your splishing and splashing has drawn the hungry crocodiles near
    SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
    Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
    Why are you screaming?! You’re invisible, you silly goose!
    Better to stop screaming . . . and start TICKLING
    Tickle Tickle Tickle! EEEEEEEEK! hehehehehehe!
    UH OH! I had a feeling this might happen . . . GRUMPY bear heard all of that commotion . . . and now he’s at the river . . . telling the crocodiles to SHHHH!
    Well, it’s probably best to just tiptoe out of the water slowly and . . .
    I must say, I didn’t see that coming.
    But I guess there’s really no better time to HUG a bear then when you’re invisible.

  29. Penny Taub Writes says:
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    MY INVISIBLE SISTER
    Penny Taub

    If my sister were invisible, we would have so much fun.
    She would sneak up on Mom and make her jump in the air.
    Once Mom landed, she’d tell us to go and watch a movie.
    Together we could snuggle on the couch watching a movie.
    During the movie, we would want some popcorn.
    We’d fight over who should hold the bowl, spilling popcorn everywhere.
    Together we’d pick up every popcorn kernel and toss it into the invisible world.
    We would watch in amazement as popcorn pelted the earth like rocks.
    The popcorn rocks smashed everywhere, creating giant craters.
    When it rained, the water would fill the holes.
    My invisible sister and I would dive into the chilly water.
    We’d race across the water to see who was faster.
    Exhausted, we’d floated on our backs to relax.
    Too tired to do anything else, we’d head home to watch a movie.
    Of course, we’d want some popcorn.

  30. Jill Lambert says:
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    Vanishing Cream
    By Jill Lambert
    WC:108 you/invisible

    If you want to be invisible,
    you’ll have to buy a potion
    concocted by a scientist,
    a dreamy creamy lotion.

    Vanishing is tricky–
    read instructions to apply.
    Make sure you have full coverage,
    plastered low and high.

    Set a timer for an hour.
    You will start to notice fading,
    first your toes, then your nose.
    Oh, it’s so exhilarating!

    Ta da! The potion worked!
    Once you’re hidden out of sight,
    fool your parents, friends, and neighbors.
    Move an object, flip the light.

    But if you want to stay invisible,
    you’ll have to keep the jar.
    What’s the matter? You misplaced it?
    Oops! They caught you. “There you are!”

  31. Lauri Meyers says:
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    If my teacher was tiny (like me)
    By Lauri Meyers
    65 words (rough words….)
    my teacher/ tiny

    If my teacher was tiny like me,
    She would offer a stool at the board,
    She wouldn’t expect us to hang up our coats,
    She wouldn’t use words like “consequences” and “self-control.”
    She might not be able to reach the box with prizes.
    She might not be able to sing so high.
    I would still look up to her, but…
    It wouldn’t hurt my neck.

  32. Ashley Sierra (@AshleySierra06) says:
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    If I Were My Baby Brother
    by Ashley Sierra
    57 words 
    I, baby brother 

    If I were my baby brother, I wouldn’t have to do math. 
    No multiplication.
    No division.
    And the worst, no fractions!

    I could just lounge anywhere.
    Play.
    Sleep.
    Eat.
    Drink milk. Then . . . 

    Uh, oh. 
    I didn’t think this through.
    I’ll have to go to the bathroom in . . . DIAPERS! 

    On second thought . . . where are my multiplication flash cards? 

  33. Sarah Meade says:
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    If You Were a Mayfly
    By Sarah Meade
    115 words

    If you were a mayfly,
    you would begin
    as a little underwater egg.
    (Tip: keep away from hungry fish!)

    If you were a mayfly,
    you would hatch
    into a larva,
    also known as
    a nymph.
    (Tip: Hide in sediment to stay safe.)

    If you were a mayfly,
    you would pull yourself
    out of the water
    and emerge
    as a sub-imago,
    also known as
    a dun.
    (Tip: Dry your wings quickly.)

    If you were a mayfly,
    you would molt
    and become
    an imago,
    an adult,
    also known as
    a spinner.
    (Tip: Lay your eggs quickly!)

    If you were a mayfly,
    you would only live
    mere minutes to one day.

    I’m so glad you’re not a mayfly!

  34. Michelle S Kennedy says:
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    IF MY TEACHER WAS INVISIBLE (WC 187)
    By Michelle S. Kennedy

    If my teacher was invisible,
    I’d shriek out loud with glee!
    I wouldn’t see her roll her eyes,
    or when she glared at me.

    She’d wander through the classroom—
    but all I’d do is PLAY!
    I’d never even see her,
    (So how would I obey?!)

    If my teacher was invisible,
    well, would she even teach?
    She might decide to trick us all
    and move things out of reach!

    Or would she have some magic power,
    to keep us in our chair?
    And if we screamed, would she be steamed,
    or would she even care?

    If my teacher was invisible,
    perhaps I’d soon be bored…
    ‘cause every day she calls my name—
    Right now, I’m not ignored.

    In fact, she knows me very well,
    And says my name—a LOT!
    I guess I’d miss her frowning face,
    That look that says, ‘I’m caught.’

    If my teacher was invisible,
    her life would be carefree…
    And I don’t think that’d work at all—
    She likes harassing me!

    Okay, I guess I like her too,
    I love to get attention…
    But I’ll stop my dreaming now,
    since time’s up in detention!

  35. kurtzmom548513 says:
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    Julie Kurtz
    If My Teacher Was Invisible
    115 words

    If My Teacher Was Invisible

    If my teacher was invisible then I wouldn’t get to see
    The many different looks that she gives to me:
    Her smile that greets me every morning,
    Her finger that points a warning.
    Her nod when I am on the right track,
    Her shrug when there is something I lack.
    Her raised eyebrows when my too full lunch bag rips,
    The “I’ll wait until you are done talking” hands on the hips.
    Or the puffed up chest that makes me feel all warm inside
    As she hands back an A paper with genuine pride.
    If my teacher were invisible, she would be totally unheard
    Because so much of what she says doesn’t use a single word!

  36. Susanna Leonard Hill says:
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    POSTED FOR HOLLAND

    Mix’nMatch Week 5
    I, worm
    176 words

    IF I WAS A WORM
    B. Holland Paley

    If I was a worm, I could squirm my way through the dirt and check out all the really, cool roots.
    If I was a worm, I could squiggle around and scare all the people who hate worms.
    If I was a worm, I could see what it’s like to hang out on a leaf all day long!
    If I was a worm, I could be with my favorite flowers, forever.
    But…
    If I was a worm, I could get squashed by a the giant foot of a gardener!
    If I was a worm, I could get hooked and fed to a hungry fish!
    If I was a worm, I could get picked up by a mama bird feeding her little baby birdies!
    If I was a worm, a little kid could think I was a gummy and eat me!
    I am happy I am not a worm so I don’t get squashed or eaten.
    And I am most happy I am not a worm because I never want to go through life without a backbone.

    THE END

  37. Ryann Jones says:
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    If I Were Invisible
    By Ryann Jones
    I, Invisible
    84 Words

    If I were invisible,
    Here’s what I’d do
    I’d turn into “Treat Thief”
    And come visit you.

    I’d pilfer the pantry,
    The snacks would be mine.
    Your Oreos, brownies,
    and Ritz taste divine.

    Nobody can stop me,
    I’ll take my sweet time
    Munching and crunching
    Is so not a crime.

    Hey, who put this lock on?
    How dare you intrude.
    My powers are useless
    And you are so rude!

    These days I’m forced
    To use manners instead.
    My being invisible
    trick is now dead.

  38. syorkeviney says:
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    If I Learn To Ride My Bike With One Hand
    By Sally Yorke-Viney
    WC 107

    If I learn to ride my bike with one hand…
    I can wave to my friends!
    And if I wave to my friends…
    They can ride to the ice cream shop with me!
    And if they ride with me,
    We can put our money together to get a sundae!
    And if we get a sundae,
    We will ask for four spoons.
    And with our spoons we will eat it so fast that we’ll get a brain freeze!
    And if we get a brain freeze…
    I will need one hand for my head and one for my bike…
    If I learn to ride my bike with one hand!

  39. Haley Hendrickson says:
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    If You Were a Unicorn
    By Haley Hendrickson
    Word Count: 107
    You, Unicorn

    If you were a unicorn you’d probably be pink
    And eat rainbows for breakfast and lunch.
    Your friends would be fairies and mermaids and sprites.
    Your life would be magical and fun!

    But..you might get annoyed with the glitter and glam
    And just wish for some sweatpants and ‘sneaks’.
    It’d probably get boring just frolicking ‘round
    Keeping out of the mud to stay clean.

    With hooves, it’d be hard to play baseball or knit.
    Your horn would just be in the way.
    Forget climbing trees or riding a bike,
    I guess what I’m trying to say is..

    Maybe it’s best if you just stay a kid!

  40. sarapetersohn says:
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    These prompts really get the imagination going – thanks, Susanna!

    Sister Snail
    by Sara Petersohn
    104 words
    my sister, snail

    If my sister was a snail,
    I would leave her on the trail.
    She would never win a race –
    I would always have first place!

    Mom and Dad would like me best.
    (After all, a snail’s a pest!)
    I’d not have to share my toys,
    or listen to her banjo noise.

    If my sister was a snail…
    who would help me paint my nails?
    Who’d swim with me in the creek,
    or play a game of hide-and-seek?

    I’m glad my sister’s not a snail,
    all by herself out on the trail.
    I’m pretty sure I’d really miss her.
    Snails are nothing like a sister!

  41. seahorsecoffeeelektra79018 says:
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    Teeny Tiny Me by Dianne Borowski

    If I was teeny Tiny I could hitch a ride on a friendly bird and fly up to the sky. I could touch the moon and stars and skip from cloud to cloud. The wind would be my friend. I would visit with butterflies and take a nap under a lilac tree. I would watch the sunset and dance with the fireflies lighting up the night sky.
    It would be so much fun to be teeny tiny me except how would I play with my friends, sing in the choir, play soccer, tennis and volley ball? I would be too small! I guess being teeny tiny wouldn’t be so much fun after all.

  42. seahorsecoffeeelektra79018 says:
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    My Buddy Rusty by Dianne Borowski

    If my dog was invisible I would write a story about him. My dog’s name is Rusty; He is a Cocker Spaniel with big floppy ears. His fur is light red and that’s why I named him Rusty.
    If Rusty was invisible he would be my partner. I would be a detective. Our office would be the shed in our back yard. Lots of people would call us. We would solve crimes like who took Ben’s bike and who stole Tommy’s lunch money. Rusty and I would work really hard to save up for a trip to Texas.
    I know everyone would like to read about an invisible dog. We would have many fun adventures too but since Rusty isn’t really invisible I’ll have to think up a better way to earn money for our trip to Texas. Really, I’m glad Rusty is a regular dog. He’s my best buddy and I love him just the way he is.

  43. Deborah Buschman says:
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    Deb Buschman
    Week #5
    My Dog/Invisible
    94 Words

    IF MY DOG WERE INVISIBLE
    By Deb Buschman
    If my dog were invisible, then I could take him everywhere with me.
    When we got to school, he would want to be petted by everyone.
    But because he was invisible, they would be frightened and runaway.
    If everyone ran away then we wouldn’t have school and I would take my dog home.
    My dog would be hungry and make a mess and mom would blame me.
    When I said it was my dog, she would send me to my room.
    Then I would be alone with my invisible dog and couldn’t go anywhere.

  44. Royal Baysinger says:
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    MY PERFECT LIFE AS AN EARTHWORM
    By Royal Baysinger
    214 words
    I / worm

    If I were an earthworm, every day would be perfect!

    I would never have to bother getting dressed in the morning. Nobody ever tells an earthworm to put some clothes on!

    And I would never have to eat vegetables — for breakfast, lunch, or dinner! An earthworm eats what it wants.

    Chores would be a thing of the past. I wouldn’t have to clean my room, or take out the trash, or take a bath. Every part of an earthworm’s burrow is covered in filth.

    And even if my parents wanted to make me do something, they probably couldn’t. If I were an earthworm, I’d be stronger than my parents. Adult earthworms can only push 10 times their own bodyweight. Recently hatched earthworms, like me, can push up to 500 times their own weight. That’s like mom being able to move a cow, but I’m able to move 3 elephants — all at once.

    If my parents told me I was grounded, it wouldn’t mean much. The ground is an earthworm’s playground!

    Yes, life as an earthworm would be perfect!

    Until I got eaten by a bird. Or stomped on by a human. Or dried up in the sun…

    You know, every day isn’t perfect, but life as a little boy isn’t so bad, after all.